"A Little Sarcasm Is a Necessary Tool" — Said Allowed

Some people cope with deep breathing. Some journal. You? You've got a finely tuned sense of sarcasm, and honestly, it's gotten you through more than most self-help books ever could.

This one's basically a survival tool with good lettering. Please allow a bit more time than a typical online order — this isn't a shirt pulled from a warehouse shelf; it's made just for you, the moment you order it, so you won't see it on everyone else walking by.


This women’s organic tee is designed to flatter your body shape. Made from 100% organic cotton, it offers a premium feel. The ribbed neck adds a polished finish.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)

The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

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