"Of Course My Ex Is a Narcissist" — Said Allowed Eco Tote Bag

Of course he called you a narcissist. Anyone would seem full of themselves after marrying someone as amazing as you turned out to be — that's just basic math, not a character flaw.

This one flips the accusation back where it actually belongs. Please allow a bit more time than a typical online order — this isn't a shirt pulled from a warehouse shelf; it's made just for you, the moment you order it, so you won't see it on everyone else walking by.

Made with eco-conscious, vegan materials, because what you wear should align with what you believe — kind to you, to animals, and to the world you're moving through.

Say goodbye to plastic, and bag your goodies in this organic cotton tote bag. There’s more than enough room for groceries, books, and anything in between.

• 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
• Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
• Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″ (40.6 cm × 35.6 cm × 12.7 cm)
• Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
• 1″ (2.5 cm) wide dual straps, 24.5″ (62.2 cm) length
• Open main compartment
• Blank product sourced from India

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