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"The Best Way to Prevent Facial Lines" — Sarcastic Ex Tee, Said Allowed

"The Best Way to Prevent Facial Lines" — Sarcastic Ex Tee, Said Allowed

Regular price $45.00 USD
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Premium organic tee. Thicker 5.3 oz 100% organic cotton in a flattering women's cut, with the design printed into the fabric (not a stick-on transfer), so it stays vibrant wash after wash.

Every piece is the most premium option in its category, chosen for its high cotton content so your print stays deep and vivid.

✓ Free shipping is included in this price.

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Skincare routines, fillers, expensive serums — or you could just marry someone who never gives you a single reason to smile in the first place. Efficient, if nothing else.

This one's for anyone who's found the dark humor in their own hindsight. Please allow a bit more time than a typical online order — this isn't a shirt pulled from a warehouse shelf; it's made just for you, the moment you order it, so you won't see it on everyone else walking by.

Made with eco-conscious, vegan materials, because what you wear should align with what you believe — kind to you, to animals, and to the world you're moving through.

This women’s organic tee is designed to flatter your body shape. Made from 100% organic cotton, it offers a premium feel. The ribbed neck adds a polished finish.

• 100% organic combed ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz./yd.² (180 g/m²)
• Regular fit
• Set-in sleeves
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Double-needle topstitch on the sleeves and bottom hems
• Self-fabric neck tape on the inside of the back
• The fabric of this product holds certifications for its organic cotton content under GOTS (Global Organic Textile Standard) and OCS (Organic Content Standard)

The sizes correspond to a bigger size in the European market, customers from that region should order a size down.
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) CHEST (inches) SLEEVE LENGTH (inches)
S 23 ⅜ 13 ⅜-14 ⅝ 7 ¼
M 24 ¼ 15 -16 ⅛ 7 ½
L 25.00 16 ½-17 ¾ 7 ⅝
XL 25 ¾ 18 ⅛-19 ¼ 7 ⅞
2XL 26 ⅝ 19 ¾-20 ⅞ 8 ¼
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